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In a taped response from Quiss, broadcast on Radio Free Amerika Grand Master Art was reported to have said "What bull.

"First off, this begs me to give him a rematch duel, and out of the kindness of my heart and against my better judgment I give him one. We go to some shadow dijuo and he pulls out these quaint hook sword thingys, and begin lecturing me on how his style is SO much better the mine and it is more efficient too. I am getting bored at this point and find something useable. The duel commences, he jumps around like a jumping bean, I stand their and knock him out.

"then he jumps up and again berates me on how his style is SO much better. I laugh and point out the I barley moved and he was unconscious after jumping around.

"I didn't break a sweet. And he had a bloody nose.

"Then this , ing begins telling me how the Chinese are better fighters the any western people or Atlantians because they been fighting for 3000 or so years. I have had it, and proceed to tell him about Atlantis and western culture and how we have been fighting for upwards of 12,000 years.

"Like a ing whiny brat he then tries to intimidate me, and has the gall to shape change in front of me into a angel thing, and brings in some of his MUTE alien angel thingys. At this point I am truly annoyed, and demand an apology for the shape shifting and the simple fact he wasted my time, plus the whole I am better then you because I watch kung-fu movies holier then thou crap.

"I dispel any magic in the area. You know what he does? he runs like a ing coward. Disgracing Finndo and Queen Mother Dara.." Art pause thinking for a second. "I remember why I was so upset at this , his actions and voice was a disgrace to Grandfather Finndo.

ART BULLIES SON OF FINNDO AND DARA

Prince Art of Trinity and Adamant has been seen violently attacking Prince Raynor, son of Finndo and Dara. Reports indicate that after a sparring match at Raynor's home shadow Art instigated a fight that spanned the physical and magical. Sources failed to indicate the seriousness of Raynor's injuries.

"Again this is just so much . This Star reporter is such a stupid . Obviously the whinny Raynor had it wrote. What a coward and head. Doesn't even have the balls to make this in person. What a waste of good blood.

Quentia the Hutt spoke on behalf of Valdrusia, "I am thrilled that Raynor has been struck down by Art. It makes me rethink my attitude toward the head of Adamant. Raynor stands for everything we Valdrusians hate: integrity, purity, and that intense light. The blood of the cursed Cornelius runs strong in Raynor and we are glad that Art took the time to wound him seriously."

"Hopefully," the Huttess added, "Those damned Cornelians will continue to cut down their shining champions."

"Raynor a Champion? What ing pig. That ing coward is hiding when the real heroes are fighting and dying on Quiss, Trinity, Haven, Lupina, and Axis among other places. Fighting for Family instead of insulting it." Art continued. "I want to barf now."

Neither Art nor Raynor were available for questioning. One angelic creature, an inhabitant of Raynor's realm, was seen crying golden tears. The winged creature was too bereaved to answer questions.

"that is because they are MUTE, and I never received any requests on this matter. This piece of make me sick.

"and one a personal note to the Midnight Star. I am disappointed in your paper, at least before it was good enough to line the birdcages in Imperial Amerika. Now if this type of reporting continues, it isn't even good for that, because it is already full of .


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