Well, everyone can lighten up sometimes. Especially me. So, here's some stuff to read and laugh...
A thermometer, with annotations. Mostly Midwestern humor, but it can be appreciated by all.
I believe this was written by an English person. The Guide to drinking mentions pints, pubs and dogs in the pub. It was handed to me annonymously, unfortunately. But I reformated it for the WWW.
Or perhaps a little bit too much. I can poke fun at people who drink too much, seeing as I don't drink alcohol. Besides, it IS kinda funny.
I've also gotten this in my travels. The Book of Not. I just wonder what Malkav thinks about all this.
Or, tell me, how many vampires DOES it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Or you can always look up how to care, maintain, and use floppy diskettes. A good primer for new users! (NOT)
Finals coming up? You can ALWAYS try this!
And, finally, some thing to remember durring the happy, jolly Christmas season. Hey, it's only how many days 'till the event? Anyhow, Santa will be amused. He's a happy guy.
As with a lot of other stuff on the net, I got this all without Authors. If you or anyone else knows who is rtesponsible for ANY of these original texts, please mail me and tell me! I would really appreciated it!
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